Oh Coffee...

...What happened? We had a falling out earlier this year, but then you appealed to me when I took on long office hours. We've had several great months, you're on every corner block of my city and grocery store. Well brewed, poorly brewed, instant, you've always been there for me. Sure, there was that one time I had a 2 liter of diet coke, but we've buried that hatchet a long time ago.

I don't know how or when it happened, but the caffeine thrill just isn't what it used to be. No I assure you, it's not you, it's me. It's just, I'm not feeling it anymore, the jitters are unnerving, and remember all those bladder infections? I don't know, maybe we should take a break?
Wait, tomorrow, yeah, we'll start our break tomorrow. I need that crummy buzz from the break rooms crappy coffee.